We've come a long way, baby. To think how hundreds of Southern freedom riders in the 1960's got clunked in the head with billy clubs on smelly public buses just so that their brothers, decades later, could enjoy round, thick, enticing white Valley Girl ass. That look on cover girl Kirra Lynne's face tells you only one thing. She's been to the mountain. History, as well as a public spunk pool, is about to be fashioned within her lush loins. And not a honky lifeguard in sight. Free at last. Free at last. Thank The Almighty, free at last.